Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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