1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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