so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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