Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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