windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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