# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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