How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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