the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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