we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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