Do vagina's smell?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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