Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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