office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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