are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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