My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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