Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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