He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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