Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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