My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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