it hurts more in the daytime
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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