Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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