i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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