hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Randomize
