I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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