Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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