Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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