I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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