Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
tell me about the fingering
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