So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
time to smoke my breakfast
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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