Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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