I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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