never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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