My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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