How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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