David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
