Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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