belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You are the jesus of drinking
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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