Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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