but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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