girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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