found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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