My first STD was from a foam party
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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