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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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