ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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