just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
