i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
babies were throwing up all over the place
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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