its not stalking. its research.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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