We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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