So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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