What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
it's great music for shaving your balls
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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