her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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